Monday, August 15, 2005

Competitive Women

Pat and her 2 sisters got together this weekend and for unknown reasons decided to go to a male strip club.
Ever trying to out do each other, Susan gets out a $20 bill and slips it under the stripper's G-string.
Ann, figuring she'll put that Susan in her place early, gets out a $50 bill and puts it under the G-string also.
The stripper, thinking he has hit the jackpot with these 3, dances up next to Pat and gyrates waiting for her tip.
Pat, who has always been the smartest and the loveliest of the 3 sisters, whips out her ATM card, swipes it down the stripper's crack, grabs the $70 and calmly leaves the club.

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